dad shower

A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.

Person 1: When’s he going to be here?
Person 2: Give it another dad shower or so.

by Vtrevary November 16, 2019

Fag Dads

A term used for a person with two dads

Bully: wassup Fag Dads
Ben: *cries*

by Ba ging ging November 25, 2019

Driving to dads

Another way of saying smoking weed or getting high.

Kosta: yo, are you driving to dads tonight?
Dan: yes brother, can you get me some snacks?
Kosta: of course just let me know what you want.

by DickHead67 June 16, 2019

Dutch Dad

When you get your sisters girlfriend pregnant intentionally.

Janice and Jennifer are Mikes moms. Ron is Janices sister. Ron is Mikes dutch dad.

by Jack Nackerson June 17, 2019

Jazz dad

A common saying in New Orleans to describe A Jazz fester or an older man that plays or enjoys Jazz music

There’s some Jazz dads getting drunk at that bar

by aradyogi August 10, 2019

no dad day

on September 24th all the people with no dads will unite and get dads lmao

Friend: Yo what day is it
Me: ITS NO DAD DAY

by alexthejhit September 23, 2019

conservative dad

a father with many guns, ready to shoot if you ask his daughter out.

boy: may i take your daughter to the movies?
conservative dad: i don't know, *loads shotgun* can you?

by fortnut is dead September 25, 2019