A dad selfie
1) imagine opening the camera on your phone and your front camera is open. Now take a photo of your face... That's a dad pic.
2) take a selfie, now bring the phone to your face, look at the screen, then take a selfie. That's a dad pic.
1) imagine opening the camera on your phone and your front camera is open. Now take a photo of your face... That's a dad pic.
2) take a selfie, now bring the phone to your face, look at the screen, then take a selfie. That's a dad pic.
by Blessed light January 16, 2022
Get the Dad picmug. boy: may i take your daughter to the movies?
conservative dad: i don't know, *loads shotgun* can you?
conservative dad: i don't know, *loads shotgun* can you?
by fortnut is dead September 25, 2019
Get the conservative dadmug. by PedohuntersNI November 12, 2019
Get the charlies dadmug. by alexthejhit September 23, 2019
Get the no dad daymug. A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.
by Vtrevary November 16, 2019
Get the dad showermug. Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
by RealityHurtz1 February 14, 2023
Get the Facebook Dadmug.