Vanilla Television

Bland, unoffensive television programmes that nobody really likes or dislikes.
The kind of tv show you put on in the background when you have a lot of friends over and it fills a void, but nobody really pays that much attention to it.

"That tv show 'Friends' is such Vanilla Television"

by Justinho September 10, 2010

Vanilla Coke

The singel greatest product to ever bless us with its existens. It is not fit for mear mortals but for gods. We as hummans shuold enbrace it an kill everybodey that dosen´t.

When i drank the vanilla coke it felt like god spit in my mouth.

by Jorma kallioinen jonasson November 28, 2022

Vanilla Rewind

When you come back from a loss and win

Oh shit we came back from 2-8! Vanilla rewind!

by Ninguno May 11, 2021

Vanilla Burger

someone that walks into a ethnic restaurant and orders chicken strips or a burger, someone who walks into a icecream shop with 50 different flavors and gets vanilla. aka white people shit

some vanilla burger shit

by vannillaaaburgerhater October 16, 2025

Vanilla

The most gorgeous girl you will ever meet.

Vanilla is lovely

by Glimmerallala May 3, 2020

Vanilla Sarcophagus

The act of shoving one's head into the vagina of a large woman until you loose conciousness due to the lack of oxygen.

Last night Tammy and I did a Vanilla Sarcophagus. It was very erotic.

by J.D.C. January 24, 2023

Vanilla blush kink

When someone—usually a woman—appears sweet, innocent, or traditionally “vanilla,” but surprises others (especially men) with an unexpectedly advanced or intense level of sexual experience. It often catches partners off-guard, causing discomfort, arousal, or insecurity when they realize she’s done things they’ve only fantasized about.

Nothing gets me wetter than watching a vanilla guy squirm when I casually drop a story about threesomes , wax, or group play. My vanilla blush kink turns me on when vanilla men blush over my sexual experience.

by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 6, 2025