Pure vanilla

The couple Jess and James

A relationship where people people could be described as unseasoned chicken- pure vanilla

by sgghfnggjvvb September 5, 2021

vanilla stir stick

A vanilla stir stick is a hard cock that has sperm residue all over it from cumming in a vagina. Especially common when giving a cream pie.

Hey T... you really like sucking on my vanilla stir stick after I cum all up in you.

Yeah D, I love the taste of your sperm

by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017

Vanilla envelopes

Actors who can play white people roles. Derived from the mispronunciation of *manila* envelopes.

me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!

by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023

Vanilla Sprite

A rarer form of Sprite. You can only really get it at those fancy custom drink dispensers at movie theaters and such.

"I just got some Vanilla Sprite"
"Dude, what the shit?"

by eb4 July 9, 2022

tim hortans cappuchino french vanilla

the best thing you will ever taste in your life

tim hortans cappuchino french vanilla tastes so good

by fartniteletsgofartnitre lets g November 28, 2019

Chocolate and vanilla cream

When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.

Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.

by Whocomesupwiththis September 8, 2021

Vanilla

Somebody who is uninterested in doing something very exciting or spontaneous. somebody only interested in ordinary sexual acts or normal sexual acts. usually used in a sexual manner, but it can be used in everyday life.

Tony: Dude, Karla is so vanilla.
Carlos: Did she not want to do any BDSM?

by smbdy19 October 8, 2023