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ratchet vag

A vagina that you can loosen or tighten to fit extra comfortable. Get clicking that ratchet lol
Hey lady get that ratchet vagina open and ready for me to adjust!
by Big Feller69 January 24, 2018
mugGet the ratchet vagmug.

Vag

Vag is a french term meaning fuck off. It is used principaly in Montreal and Quebec City.
Yo vag sur sa c'est crazé
by Jonasra September 13, 2017
mugGet the Vagmug.

Vag confident

Loosely connected to evolutionary theory - i.e, a women's lips are attractive to the opposite sex due their similarity to a Female's sexual organs (labia lips). Using social media, women adopt an exentuated pout (in 'selfies') to elicit heightened sexual attraction; unconsciously communicating 'i am ready for sexual activity and super fertile'.

Women who do not adopt thIs approach in 'selfies' exude a confidence and low need for attention from others - hence they are 'vag confident'.
1) She's look amazing on her face book site , she is so vag confident
2) I'd really like to get to know her; seems so cool and natural. Amazing vag confidence
by Simon McG April 19, 2018
mugGet the Vag confidentmug.

Cotton Vag.

When you smoke some loud and it leaves you with a really really dry mouth , but also your lady notices how overwhelming dry her vagina is .
Baby you've been smoking some loud cuz you've got a bad case of cotton vag.
by BrianJenny May 24, 2018
mugGet the Cotton Vag.mug.

vag

forget ab it, not
basic montreal word in french
vag lui il est con.
by montreal wasssssup July 10, 2019
mugGet the vagmug.

Wide Vag Energy

Someone who shows off promiscuous wibes by being overly confident in her own vulgar behaviour.
This skank is giving me Wide Vag Energy, she's probably a hoe.
by BlajarbisKamikaze January 1, 2023
mugGet the Wide Vag Energymug.

Waxing Vag

The art of using the lips of a vagina to smear wax all over one's body surface and then proceed to use the vagina as an arm of sorts to put the paper towels on the wax-covered surface and then ripping them off furiously while a chimpanzee between the age of 1-2 years old watches and faps casually.
The asian ordered the daily special "Waxing Vag".
by JimJum June 6, 2014
mugGet the Waxing Vagmug.

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