Computer teacher

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep

Your computer teacher is under bed

by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022

Computer

A box of "virtual" things and cat-fishers

Epilepsy and ligma is also in a computer

Bob: bro dat computes a alien ware

Joe: Hes gonna get Ligma

Computer = evil

by Dabbed_ON February 15, 2019

glowing computer chip

synonym to LED
was intended to be an insult towards LEDs, but actually makes for a good alternative title for them

— I hate those glowing computer chips so much!
- some jerk in Technology Connections comments, probably, circa 2020

by kalabochik November 14, 2025

computer toaster

A creation of mass destruction

Have you seen my COMPUTER TOASTER.

by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017

computer

Weird little machine that goes whir whir and beep beep beep.

I don't know how to use the Interwebsite or how to search Boogle or post on Twiddle or Bookface, or how to add words to Diction Urbanary, I barely know know what a computer is supposed to smell like.

by Seshie November 6, 2019

OK COMPUTER

A good album

Normie: Yo bro you wanna listen to some Taylor Swift and Kanye West?
Radiohead Fan: Nah I'm listening to OK COMPUTER :sunglasses-face:
Normie: *Dies of death*

by Styx223 April 20, 2024

Computer Virus

A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.

When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay

by SlungLectDung May 12, 2024