by Sarris July 26, 2018
by Awesomator77 May 14, 2024
Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.
"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
by norambuena April 14, 2023
"Why would you have seggs with her, she's so ugly, look at her face"
"I just did 'the shrimp' to her. Face off, body in"
"Alex is doing the shrimp to her, hehehe"
"I just did 'the shrimp' to her. Face off, body in"
"Alex is doing the shrimp to her, hehehe"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
by MasterData November 11, 2021
by ODottt June 02, 2022
by Not me I think April 02, 2024