Maria

The most successful person to ever exist,everyone loves Maria.

Maria is the best

by Mishmash234 December 11, 2022

Maria

A sore loser, who’s favourite filter is the white and black filter that makes Maria look like a scary movie character. Although she has a hard exterior, she can be very nice to her friends.

Person 1: why tf did Maria call you a sociopath
Ven: oh it’s just her way of showing love

by The only president August 29, 2022

maria

she loves reggie

“do you know maria?”
“yeah she’s the one in love with reggie”

by cupcakelover18367229 May 5, 2025

Maria

Maria is someone who cares so deeply about others. She doesn’t think much of herself, she downplays how much of a beautiful person she is. She remembers the little things about you, she tells you such nice things and means them. She is beautiful, caring, funny and has a lovely laugh. This can sound like the most generic person but once you meet a Maria, you’ll realise she is special and one of a kind.

Once you meet a Maria, you’ll fight to talk to her.

by Blueflower98 March 7, 2025

Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 14, 2022

Laura-Maria

Where to start...? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart and always know a piece of advice or an answer to a question. In addition, Laura-Maria's are very pretty and hot that they also show. I hope there-Where to start...? First of all, Laura Maria's are very smart and always know a piece of advice or an answer to a question. In addition, Laura-Maria's are very pretty and hot that they also show. I hope that everyone has a Laura-Maria because they are also very helpful

Me:Ugh I don't understand this!
Laura-Maria:Should I explain it to you?

Me:Yes that would be so nice, thank you!
Laura-Maria:No problem!

by ilovemylife123456789 November 22, 2021

Maria Rita

Maria Rita, detta anche comunemente mary è una ragazza solare, altruista e divertente. Lei ti farà sempre ridere, anche nei momenti più bui! ma fate attenzione, perché a primo impatto sembrerà una vera stronzetta. Lei spesso può risultare violenta tirandoti anche un bel calcio, ma vabbuo le vogliamo bene lo stesso perché mentre ti sfotte ride. Fate attenzione anche alla sua amica Iole, le sta spesso abbracciata fuori scuola per paura che qualche essere cattivo gliela porti via. Iole è Maria Rita sono le amiche perfette per chiunque<3

iole: Ue strunz
Maria Rita: Ue facc e cazz *ride e ti assassina*

by iole November 21, 2021