The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.

I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.

by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025

Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.

"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"

by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011

Enchanted adventure garden

Vagina

Wow, she's hot. I'd love to get into her enchanted adventure garden!

by Drooty December 16, 2015

Gardening

Smoking weed/getting high

Person 1: Hey man, Imma go do some gardening real quick

Person 2: Aight bet. Looks like you could use a helping hand

by MysteriousTrashJuice July 30, 2024

mud garden

You've got the liquid shits so bad you hose the mud garden

Had some serious chilli and now it's time to hose the mud garden

by Jimmy neutron boy wonder February 1, 2017

garden style

A one to three floor apartment building usually without an elevator, or more accurately all the fun of living at the SPCA if it was conjoined with a middle-school band class.

I wanted to find a condo, but I'll keep living garden style until I'm driven mad by my neighbors saxophone solos.

by BTB9077 April 27, 2017

Gardening

Smoking weed, specifically smoking plant as the term usually excludes dabs or waxes

"Hey, lets go gardening!"

"No thanks, it makes me paranoid."

by Shit_just_hit_the_fan3435 May 27, 2024