Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed

I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.

by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009

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Board Gypsy

At cornhole tournaments when people go board to board to get in a few throws between games.

My game got held up a little bit because some board gypsy was on it. Did you see how fast that board gypsy was throwing just to get in a few throws before our game started?

by Aegon May 21, 2021

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Dirty cutting board

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024

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Board State

This is a term when playing magic the gathering or other card games. It refers to how the battlefield is looking and which permanents are down, who’s in the lead, and so on.

The board state was looking so fucked when you were playing him man.

by LizardInACan September 11, 2022

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Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.

Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

by Albionest July 13, 2025

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The act of removing the trunks of a stakeboard, waxing down the bottom of the board, and using it on an icy flat/inclined surface.

Caution: it is called an ice board for a reason... you WILL eat shit when using it on snow.

Hank: Dude, I heard the sled hill got frozen over and is completely ice!

You: Sweet, and I got an extra ice board in case your's breaks again.

by XCFingB January 17, 2011

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