Funk Blast

A particularly potent or powerful ejaculation. Or, a Seattle Mariners home run.

"Yo, I'm gonna Funk Blast this girl in the face so hard it'll leave a dent."

"Ichiro rarely drops Funk Blasts at work, but when he goes home after a long day at the park, you know he's ready to Funk Blast the wife."

by Funk Blaster July 17, 2010

thumb blasted

When your fucking your girl in missionary and she opens her mouth to moan and you jam your thumb down her throat until she vomits.

Sam thumb blasted his girlfriend last night.

by Judgementday16 November 29, 2017

Brain Blast

1. Performing oral sex, or "face fucking" so roughly that when ejaculating semen spews out of both mouth, nose and (never has been confirmed) ears. First originating from Old English, and made more known when Jimmy Neutron coined the term.

2. Ejaculating in the mouth , but then continuing to have vaginal or anal sex. Where as to when finishing in the selected hole, the person getting "Brain Blasted" coughs up the semen left in the mouth the exact time you finish in the ass or vagina.

"Oh boy Sheen, I bet Cindy wants me to Brain Blast her"
Dad : "Catch the game son?"
Son : "No, I was brain blasting the dog."

by Club Penguin Tech Support October 8, 2017

biza blast

danny takes ur girl down to east bottom, punches her in the jaw knocking her out, and procedes to fuck her. this is similar to the sticky pharaoh

yo i cant believe that kid biza blasted crystal diaz!

by bizaaa October 28, 2009

blast bucket

a term used for a sex partner to whom one has no attachments.

a sex partner that has no issues with filling every orifice with your seed.

Hey Jim, this is my blast bucket, Diane.

If she wasnt such a blast bucket I wouldnt have child support on six kids.

by Leywhozayher January 1, 2012

birthday blast

When you bust a nut in your partners face and then throw a handful of confetti on it.

Ashley enjoyed her birthday blast.

by cccdav April 30, 2015

Splatter-blast

One would use this to explain how they have annihilated the toilet bowl, or to defeat an opponent so badly, they are obliterated in such a way that you simply splatter-blast them.

Holy shit, Lee. You got fucking splatter-blasted!

Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.

~ Finest

by _finest January 8, 2018