Dirt Squirrel

Someone who is promiscuous and Likes all forms of debauchery . Often says or does "pervy" or rude things. Often displays moral inconsistencies . Can be used to replace words such as ; skank, whore, pig, perv, asshole, player, etc.

Sophia, you were such a dirt squirrel with that guy the other night .

Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.

by Kmd89 April 26, 2016

Bed Dirt

Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

See Also:

Dirt Bed Durt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

"I was totally fingerblasting that girl and added a bunch of vagibears to my bed dirt"

by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009

Dirt Spout

Where the shit comes out of your ass. Aka known as some peoples mouth's.

George's dirt spout never shuts up. He's always talking.
Harry is such a dirt spout

by Samantha Powers January 27, 2018

rank of dirt

n. the lowest level one can be demoted to.

"Aron, since your last demotion to n00b we had to create a rank lower than the lowest rank. You have been demoted to rank of dirt"

"What's going on rank of dirt?"

by Jonathancaleb December 21, 2008

Dirt Boxing

Licking an anus.

Ben went out last night and ended up dirt boxing Jennie!

by dirt box dave June 20, 2013

dirt crust

a crusty ass shirt that a fat chick where to expose her belly

yo look at that fat chick she's dirt crusting it up it that wife beater tuck under her bra

by johnny lighting October 3, 2009

dirt logs

(1.)Crap,shit,poo,doodie another meaning the word "POOP".

(2.) a word that would be the only thing cool to tatoo on your ass.

(3.)Something to call someone in frustration, anger, or is they're just being annoying.

(1.) Woah check it out! Larry made huge dirt logs in the toilet!!

(2.)Hey look everybody! i got dirt logs on my ass!

(3.)Dammit bob stop being a dirt log!!

by FreshFragrence November 23, 2007