Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.
when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..
by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016
mugGet the mccurry alaskan flat tiremug.

truck tire

Look at those two male truck tires kissing at the ice cream place.
by MightyLaynex April 28, 2017
mugGet the truck tiremug.

poppin tire

burning out so bad that your tires are milky
could you get ta poppin tire nigga?
by doopedy February 7, 2009
mugGet the poppin tiremug.

check the tires

To take a piss against a car tire.
I gotta go check the tires, then head out to work.
by YourMotherTrucker October 1, 2017
mugGet the check the tiresmug.

Puerto Rican flat tire

When someone replies "PSSSSSSSSSH"
To anything said to them.
Basically saying they don't agree making the sound of a flat tire.
Mostly done by Puerto Rican females
Hey you dating that BBC?
Pssssssh (Puerto Rican flat tire) sound
by Puertoricanflattire March 15, 2020
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tire boutique

A tire shop that offers premium tire brands, custom wheels, and occasionally accessories with personalized service focused on quality and aesthetics.
Eric: “I thought you were taking your Cybertruck to P1 Tire but that picture looks like a showroom, not a tire shop!”

Dave: “They’re a tire boutique so they keep everything sparkling like a showroom.”
by HelloandHappyFriday November 25, 2024
mugGet the tire boutiquemug.

Flat tire

The action of vibrating your lips and blowing air into the vagina.

To inflate the vagina.
So I gave this girl a “flat tire” last night and she blew the air right back at me.
by Durnvikit March 1, 2024
mugGet the Flat tiremug.

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