Fields Lie

When someone makes up a huge lie that can't possibly be true, just to start a conversation or shock people, but you believe it simply because it is so outrageous.

Person A: The video for Two Months Off by Underworld was filmed in Delph woods
Person B: Shitballs! Really?
Person A: No
Person B: Fields lie :/

by bornslippy January 9, 2012

Debris field

Collective noun describing billionaires

Seldom seen in the wild, Lawrence encountered a debris field of billionaires once while in Silicon Valley

by Turgid Fogelson Rodgers June 22, 2023

Field Chic

What ‘classy’ people say to justify getting completely shit faced in a field/outdoor public area

Person 1: You are such a tramp getting

drunk in a park
Person 2: Well actually, I think you would

find I am field chic

by queen hox July 29, 2018

Paddy Field

A folded piece of paper with a cross section like an M which is used as a tool to provide support when rolling joints. The folds can be multiplied to allow several joints to be prepared at once.

Got a long journey ahead, best get out the paddy field.

If you're rolling more than one, why don't you use a paddyfield?

by Luke M January 26, 2006

doing the field

when you don’t wanna talk to your boyfriend so you “go do the field”

gtg joe doing the field

by chinese chicken curry July 2, 2020

Right field

The most boring mother fucking place of the got damn earth

Right field if gay as shit

by Fr come at me February 1, 2020

Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 28, 2022