john oliver's english dictionary

a mediocre or unsatisfying handjob

that john oliver's english dictionary has left me unsatisfied

by Manthing007 December 11, 2008

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Spoken, usually screamed, at someone who has failed to speak or write understandable English. Sometimes bowdlerized as "English, do you speak it?" or misquoted as "English, do you speak it, motherfucker?"

Arguably the most famous line from the iconic 1994 film Pulp Fiction. Ironically, the original line was not asked in response to someone speaking incorrect English, but asked by Samuel L. Jackson's character as a rhetorical question to whether or not a frightened man spoke English at all after the man repeatedly said "what?" to his questions.

"What country you from?"
"What?"
"'What' aint no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'what'?"
"What?"
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"

by BlackDoomShadow December 16, 2008

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

THE TRUMP CARD FOR GRAMMAR NAZIS EVERYWHERE

Hai Gaiz u Isreal?

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

by Animalzap August 21, 2009

you're cousin an english muffin

worse than you're mom gay but not as bad at your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, ur sister a mister or ur grandpap a trap

1: ur mom gay

2: no u
1: you're cousin an english muffin

by Circ3 May 11, 2018

taking your tea english

1. To be sexually interested in white men exclusively
2. Drinking hot tea with milk and sugar in it

1. Oh, Heather takes her tea english...
2. I'll take my tea english if you wouldn't mind
i.e. taking your tea english examples

by Nutshell September 1, 2015

Anti English capital letters movement

this is a movement to get rid of any capital letters in the English language.

Niki and Q was not involved with the anti English capital letters movement therefore we hate them

by Arzo? March 25, 2022

that's why you're getting a 15% in english

When you can't speak properly or gets words messed up while speaking, writing, reading, spelling, etc.

What's the type of English course?

Media studies.
No, its OPEN! That's why you're getting a 15% in English.

by TURLE WIH A HA February 27, 2017