Vaguebooking Bomb

Fabricating the biggest news possible when someone is vague booking and then breaking that news to all of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.

Friend 1: We are just going to chalk this one up to God wanting to teach me patience....................

Friend 2: Everyone help me congratulate (Friend 1) with their first (of many) Babies on the way!!!!!

Friend 1 now has to explain how his wife is not having a baby and that he just got a Vaguebooking Bomb to all of this Facebook Friends, Family, and Boss.

by World Wide Mike July 12, 2012

REM bombs

REM bombs is the act of farting while you are in a deep sleep. Typically noticed by someone sleeping with or near you.

Last night my boyfriend let off a few REm bombs that nearly choked me out.

by Suzydude July 20, 2013

Throwin' Bombs

To drop heavy-handed punches on an unlucky bastard's head and/or body repeatedly.

He's gassed, start throwin' bombs and end this fight!

by Repin' that 815 January 21, 2012

Mazel Bomb

The Mazel Bomb (or adj. Mazel Bombing) is the fine art of getting a bunch of friends on Facebook to wish a Jewish, mutual friend a hearty Mazel Tov despite there being no reason. The result is that with enough people involved in the plot, the wishes will be seen by many others who will join in despite no knowing what is being celebrated. The result is much laughter and confusion all around.

Friend 1 to Friends 2 & 3 : "I've hidden this message from Victim. Lets all Mazel Bomb him and let the hilarity and confusion ensue!"

by MsRiotGrrrl March 2, 2012

Bomb And Dash

When you have a huge putrid load to drop and you fear the aftermath of feral stench association, you lay your logs in a public bathroom and often blame the talent on an unsuspecting victim.

I was baking up a mad brownie dump during my date last night. I couldn't take that shit home; I had to bomb and dash the movie theater restrooms so Shirli wouldn't faint from fecal intoxication at my house.

Dude ...I totally bombed and dashed the Shell gas station. I dropped my kids at the pool and naturally I was pretty proud of my fresh porcelain artwork until I opened the door to the hottest chick waiting to use the John. I'm like "Watch your step in there ... some homeless man tore the place up before me"

by Barbie Reject August 6, 2012

Sweat Bomb

A person who walks around in public with their armpits and shirt soaked in sweat.

Look at that Sweat Bomb having lunch with the butterface on the bench over there.

by Sports Junkie January 4, 2012

Tam-Bomb

The placing of a tampon into a latex condom filled about 3/4 of the way with water. The open end of the condom is then securely closed. The bomb is then to be dropped from a great height with the intention of hitting someone. If successful the bursting of the condom and moist feminine rag should elicit a scream of disgust from it's target. AKA a Perverted Projectile.

Zach: Dude, did you see me hit Brittany with that Tam-Bomb from the roof?

Jono: Yeah, that bitch was wet, and not in the good way.

by Not-Tom July 5, 2011