Crap Stamp

Evolving from tea bagging, a Crap Stamp is when you touch something or someone important with your butthole.

White claw dude " My bong tastes like a Carnivores shit"

Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."

by Starfish Kiss October 9, 2020

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Clam stamp

It's the girl version of T-bag. A girl is up above the face of someone else & she would dip down and rub her vagina across their forehead then leave a snail trail.

"If you don't shut your mouth, I'll shut it with my vagina" ... clam stamp.

by Clam stampin May 20, 2021

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rusty stamp

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently slapping a left and right hammer strike with a stool stained member on the hips of an unsuspecting partner (regardless of sex).

After a few too many drinks at the shooter bar, I took Annie home and posted her with a rusty stamp!

by sirlixalot September 28, 2010

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foot stamp

The act of licking the foot of an individual for the purpose of giving said individual sexual gratification.

"I'm going to give you a great foot stamp."

by anonymous June 11, 2021

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cinnamon stamp

Pressing an unclean butthole up against anything where it would leave a mark, leaving a brown smear like stamp.

Did you see the cinnamon stamp that stripper just left on the pole??

by #sadbuttrue December 7, 2017

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vatican postage stamps

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

by Fractious1 November 28, 2017

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