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Dope Snatch

the opposite of dope dick. A girl who has such good snatch (aka va-jj) that guys come back becuase its addictive like dope.
Guy: I banged this chick last nite & ima call her for more cuz she got that dope snatch.
by twinkle88 November 5, 2010
mugGet the Dope Snatchmug.

goober snatch

a girl whose puss leaves "boogers" on you after sex.
man, she knew how to work it, but she had a goober snatch.
by mr. z800 July 8, 2011
mugGet the goober snatchmug.

snatch hatch

refers to womens trousers or to womens panties.

Can also be used as a friendly reference to other girlfriends.
"I'd like to get into her snatch hatch!"

"Whassup snatch hatches!?"
by Rick Vigorous January 23, 2009
mugGet the snatch hatchmug.

Snatch Handle

That man showed me his Snatch Handle, it was the biggest one i've ever seen.
by KillerBigRay17 January 15, 2009
mugGet the Snatch Handlemug.

brown snatch

Verb. To pluck a turd from someone's anus. Common with impacted colons.
"Don't shake my hand; I've just pulled a brown snatch."
by D. Finer November 29, 2006
mugGet the brown snatchmug.

office snatch

A female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Things like sitting in warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. She never forgets. She's also the source and spreader of office rumors and the first to tattle on anyone. This chick is cold, literally. She's constantly whining about being cold and turns up the thermostat to the displeasure of all of her fellow coworkers.

She may or may not be pregnant. But, you don't dare ask.
If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

Fucking office snatch is bitching about sitting in warm chairs again. Are we fucking dead? Should I kill myself about 10 minutes prior to our meeting time so she can remove my cold, lifeless body in hopes for coolness for her fatty, worthless ass?

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.
by peacefulstreamsinyoface August 15, 2011
mugGet the office snatchmug.

patch snatch

She has a big patch snatch
by jammynose February 15, 2014
mugGet the patch snatchmug.

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