Ker-snatch

An exclamation that refers to the instantaneous burglary of an item, usually transferring ownership (Usually done with brute force while the victim is not aware)

Tim wouldn't unlock the car til he was done, so I came up from behind and ker-snatched the keys and ran to the car and locked him out

by Cicatriz December 29, 2004

Snatch spray

A spray that is commonly used to freshen a smelly snatch.

Girl # 1: "This bathroom smells like 5 nasty bitches on their period."

Girl # 2: "Haven't they heard of snatch spray?"

by Christa_d September 21, 2008

Snatch Handle

another word for a penis.

That man showed me his Snatch Handle, it was the biggest one i've ever seen.

by KillerBigRay17 January 15, 2009

snatch hatch

refers to womens trousers or to womens panties.

Can also be used as a friendly reference to other girlfriends.

"I'd like to get into her snatch hatch!"

"Whassup snatch hatches!?"

by Rick Vigorous January 23, 2009

brown snatch

Verb. To pluck a turd from someone's anus. Common with impacted colons.

"Don't shake my hand; I've just pulled a brown snatch."

by D. Finer November 29, 2006

snatch smack

to be blocked from another girl while in chase for the opposite or same sex. female version of "cock block" .

Amy thought that he was hot, but that other bitch moved in and snatch smacked her right in front of Amy.

Amber was a lesbian and she knew the girl on the other side of the bar wanted the blonde in the corner, so Amber moved quick in and snatch smacked the other girl straight out of the way.

by Blake and Emily February 18, 2008

office snatch

A female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Things like sitting in warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. She never forgets. She's also the source and spreader of office rumors and the first to tattle on anyone. This chick is cold, literally. She's constantly whining about being cold and turns up the thermostat to the displeasure of all of her fellow coworkers.

She may or may not be pregnant. But, you don't dare ask.

If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

Fucking office snatch is bitching about sitting in warm chairs again. Are we fucking dead? Should I kill myself about 10 minutes prior to our meeting time so she can remove my cold, lifeless body in hopes for coolness for her fatty, worthless ass?

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.

by peacefulstreamsinyoface August 15, 2011