simona 

Simona is a girl with a big heart and a gorgeous face and personality. When she smiles she lights up hearts and rooms. She is the best to have as a best friend or a girlfriend and is always there for you no matter what. WE LOVE SIMONA <3!!

person 1: I was hanging out with Simona last night

person 2: oh yeah, how was it?

person 1: amazing. I am gonna marry her

simona by niceperson98 June 11, 2019

Simona 

The sexyest mf in the world! The baddest bitch! She a lit as human who ignore the shitt out of anyone:) she is a priceless bitch

You should be as Simona

Simona by Sexybitchxx;) November 5, 2021

Simona 

A beautiful girl that never knows what she wants. Since all of the guys want her she can never chose so she ends up liking the only guy that doesn’t like her so she doesn’t have to. She is hard-working, respectful, sometimes a bit oblivious but can really carry a conversation.

Girl: Ugh, Simona can have any guy in the school

Guy: I wish I could be Simona’s boyfriend

Simona by Honeycomb🍯 December 12, 2020

Shmoner 

An erection that is obtained during Judaic prayers. Typically one acquires a Shmoner during the silent Judaic prayers such as the silent "Amida."Shmoners are very uncomfortable, irritating, and distracting. When one gets a Shmoner he typically attempts to conceal it by either putting the erection in the waistline of his pants, sitting down, or simply just by flicking his right nut. It has been proven that the most effective method to get rid of a Shmoner is by in fact; flicking the right testicle.

Person A: "Blessed are You God Almighty who gives us rain."
Person B: "Holy Crap! You have a giant Shmoner!"
Person A: " Shit. I get one every time I try to pray it sucks and they do not go away."
Person C: " Try flicking your right nut.. it works for me:)"

Person A: " K I'll try.....Shit that hurts......I'm cramping up but now it's gone and I can pray!"

Shmoner by Moshe Silverberg October 27, 2011

shmoney 

The name used for money that is acquired illegally, or through under the table offers. Hence the "Shhh" sound emphasizing the fact one must being quiet about how they recieve the money; when acquired, calls for a dance, usually the Shmoney Dance

Yo man, I wuz hustlin' and gettin' dat shmoney boi!!!

shmoney by José Mandarez November 25, 2014

Shmoney 

It's a gangsta way to say "money". Used more commonly by Bobby Shmurda and Cardi B.

Real niggaz got shmoney!

Shmoney by Lifs December 9, 2021

Tom Simons

tommyinnits vlog channel
tom goes around Britain doing all sorts of activities with other content creators including, MCYT Jack Manifold, musician and MCYT Wilbur Soot, MCYT Georgenotfound, and MCYT Tubbo.

"Did you see the new Tom Simons vlog where will, tubbo, tommy, and phil play paintball? it was so funny!"
"If that was the one where will broke his rib then yep! it was awesome!"

Tom Simons by Forget_Me_Now_ July 11, 2021