Sexy Maisie

Beautiful girl, usually music mad. Looks like a fox. Twee fashion sense and a classic Zooey Deschanel lover.

Person 1: God! I love a Sexy Maisie.

Person2: Me too, my friend.

by ijustgotatextfrommycrush September 1, 2021

Sexy Sawmill

The act of pooping while wearing a thong, resulting in the splitting of the “log”

“I better find a bathroom soon or there’s gonna be a sexy sawmill in my pants!”

by battle.cat May 19, 2018

sexy sumbitch

There aint no life without a sexy sumbitch! When someone calls you ugly, just say "IMA SEXY SUMBITCH"

Savana - omg Kendall you are so ugly.
Kendall - um no you big bag of honey bunches of oats, IMA SEXY SUMBITCH

by Cornbread--kmg December 17, 2016

sexy dexy

The sexiest of cats named dexter. He is the cutest chunky boy of all

I miss my sexy dexy, Lemme see my sexy dexy, Give sexy dexy a lil kiss on the forehead.

by sSeeksi November 8, 2020

sexy frog

When a man is having sex on top of a woman, he spreads his leg and arms out and “leap-frogs” his cock into her mouth. This is performed to minimize the "air-time" from vagina (or anus) to mouth when the man is about to cum.

Simon: "I tried to cum in Mrs. Robinson's mouth, but couldn't make it in time. I blew it all over her tits."

Garfunkel: "Dude. You should've given her the ole' sexy frog. It great for just launching into place. Turn up."

by w11j7b May 15, 2014

sexy kitchen

A (sexy kitchen) is a kitchen that is so nice, new and titillating that you'd pass up sex to be able to cook in that kitchen. Even people who don't like to cook can be seduced by a sexy kitchen and decide to just cook that night rather than have sex.

A (sexy kitchen) has seductive granite counter tops, new appliances that make your toes curl, cabinet space as far as the eye can see, and enough counter space that you actually could have sex on them. But it really has nothing to do with sex. The point is the kitchen is more appealing than sex.

by Bobbler Queen February 27, 2014

sexy mike

HE is a sexy pigeon man who takes pictures of toes. but he loves licking pigs with his bernie sanders buttwhole.
he twerks out naked shrek's on saturday's in MAC DONALDS . he rides frog people

aww man a SEXY MIKE

by IDK SEXY MIKE September 11, 2020