dry sandwich

A non moist version of a sandwich which usually contain no butter and gives long stares into the abyss that is your life

Look at Jacob, he's such a dry sandwich!

by That_sandwich_person May 24, 2018

Leaderboard Sandwich

noun.
a sandwich. made of leaderboard. a leaderboard sandwich.

a term used in online gaming when 2 friends are on either side of the leaderboard from someone they wish to spite.

top frag: "hey 2nd player, we're making a sandwich!"
bottom frag: "a leaderboard sandwich!"

by ItsPeachy December 31, 2022

Nothing sandwich

When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.

My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.

by Andrresito June 4, 2021

Intransigence Sandwich

A situation where you're attempting to mediate 2 parties and both of them are being difficult to work with and blaming you instead of recognizing you as the only reasonable person attempting to help them both meet their objectives,

Trying to schedule 2 executives at different companies for a meeting and their being impossible and contradictory to jeopardize the meeting that allegedly "important" to both. The "scheduler" is caught in an Intransigence Sandwich.

by montelwilliams January 22, 2015

idiot sandwich

a term used to further annunciate the idiocy of a person while holding the persons face between two pieces of wonder bread

gordon ramsey: “what are you!”
poor chef contestant: “an idiot sandwich”

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

Greased Sandwich

A form of group intercourse involving 3 or more men whereby the participants engage each other simultaneously so as to form a stack, or sandwich.

Yeah, Me, Ben and Gazza had a Greased Sandwich the other night.

by CraizyCraig3 May 19, 2017

Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.

Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.

by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012