Old Saint Nick

Old Saint Nick was a gay turtle who used to make chicken and candy in 1800 bc

Is that old saint nick

by Illeb December 21, 2021

Mount Saint Joseph Academy

A school of smart and cool girls. They all carry lululemon bags as lunch bags and are iPad kids. If you Snapchat a mount girl, you WILL receive a sideways snap.

Jessica goes to Mount Saint Joseph Academy

by Crazy738 March 9, 2022

Saint joseph

Guy who believed his wife had sex with a ghost, while the cunt had another man's seed, most probably a Chad.

LOL Saint Joseph, Marie's wife, is suck a cuckold

by Maryoussef April 4, 2022

Saint Gregory the Great

Stupid school that I regret joining

Yk Saint Gregory the Great the stupid school? Yeah it’s so bad!

by littlehuman69 April 14, 2022

Mt. Saint Helens

When one ejaculates in a woman's mouth (not necessarily named "Helen"), then the woman proceeds to do a headstand while holding said cum in her mouth, then she forces a sneeze causing an eruption out the nostrils.

My lady was on the rag so instead of sex she gave me a Mt. Saint Helens which erupted with glory.

by legalbandit January 4, 2021

Saint Mark’s discount

When people who go to church together get to know each other in the biblical sense.

“Oh yeah, they’re hanging out now...he gave him the Saint Mark’s discount behind Tavern last weekend.”

by anonymous January 4, 2021

Saint lukes

Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on Sydney’s northern beaches. The austere nature of the homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.

Person 1: who’s that insufferable wanker over there with the obnoxious personality reading the bible??
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student

by Purpledino:) January 23, 2021