An obnoxious person who stands in front of you when you're in a rush and takes forever to read whatever whimsical graphic tee you happen to be wearing that day out loud to you (as if you didn't know what your fucking shirt said).
Neill: I was late to Biology the other day, and to make matters worse, some shirt-reader got in my way and took forever to read my Jesus shirt to me.
Kristy: Which one?
Neill: The one that says BRB.
Kristy: Douche.
Kristy: Which one?
Neill: The one that says BRB.
Kristy: Douche.
by Fenix_451 November 22, 2009
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NiceShirt.org supports the world's greatest causes through sales of limited edition, great looking, and ultra-comfortable shirts.
Jack: Nice Shirt!
Jill: Thanks! It's a NiceShirt. NiceShirt.org donated $10 to Mercy for Animals when I bought it.
Jack: Jealous.
Jill: Thanks! It's a NiceShirt. NiceShirt.org donated $10 to Mercy for Animals when I bought it.
Jack: Jealous.
by NiceShirt.org October 30, 2012
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by kmhawkboy August 28, 2014
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Get the Red Shirt Recievermug. A t-shirt made with regard for the future. That is, a shirt not just made with today in mind. A green t-shirt can be made using sustainable and socially good practices and it can also have messages related to “being green.”
by HUMANWEAR March 29, 2010
Get the Green T-Shirtmug. Type of camoflaged shirt used by the British Armed Forces. Breaks up pattern enabling better concealment. Has a tonne of pockets.
Person 1: Today I feel like going commando!
Person 2: Ew! Go do it in a forest.
Person 1: I plan to! In my lovely Soldier 95 Shirt.
Person 2: Thank heck for that. I thought you were going skinny dipping or something.
Person 2: Ew! Go do it in a forest.
Person 1: I plan to! In my lovely Soldier 95 Shirt.
Person 2: Thank heck for that. I thought you were going skinny dipping or something.
by HappyBob June 16, 2007
Get the Soldier 95 Shirtmug. A masculine male who is funny in a sarcastic way. The yellow shirts detracts from the masculinity but results in that guy being an jackass. This male has a average yet satisfying penis and has a fascination with asians. Probly has a fauxhawk or any haircut that results in spiked hair. Warning.. he doesn't take showers and will smell.
"Hey theres that jackass yellow shirt guy talkin to an asian. I thought i could smell him. Whats up with his hair. Hes probly gonna make love to her with his average wang."
by Big Balla K December 24, 2009
Get the Yellow Shirt Guymug.