Times of emergency when the first things to fly off the shelves in the grocery store are bread, milk, and eggs
Is it any time between May and October in Oklahoma? You hear sirens?Looks like French Toast Season at Walmart!
by Big Baze September 12, 2018
Get the French Toast Seasonmug. by Cracker_Barrelite May 10, 2010
Get the A Good Two Seasonsmug. Specifically a hoe or man hoe who’s only a love interest for one season. A temporary lover. This can be applied for tv series, or seasonal months.
Tarmeesha: Girl I’m dumping him tomorrow, Daquan just a one season hoe.
Jaqueela: Mmm ok girl I got you.
Jaqueela: Mmm ok girl I got you.
by Reus11 December 20, 2017
Get the One Season Hoemug. Hands down the most wonderful season of them all.
A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.
Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.
The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.
When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.
A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.
Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.
Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.
The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.
When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.
A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.
Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
"It's Jack and Diane Season y'all! Get your jorts on, crack open a Busch latte and get ready to paint em' green!!
by Cumdik April 10, 2021
Get the Jack and Diane Seasonmug. the season after winter where people voluntarily line up in a milk parlour where they milk cows and the milking machine cluster is attached to the genitals (suctioning machine). milking them like cow udders, the semen is extracted and put into a processing machine to create lactose free milk alternative.
-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season
-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season
person 1: the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen a day during cum harvesting season
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~
by jummyjummy69 November 23, 2021
Get the cum harvesting seasonmug. The season where a boy in middle school leaves over break with his balls dropped, a deeper voice, an Adam’s apple, and hair in his ass
by Maryjuliana September 5, 2022
Get the Ball dropping seasonmug. Referring to the state of self in which one has attained "fullness", or a total sense of one's self and destiny.
"If you can't handle me at my season-1 Zuko, you don't deserve me at my season-3 Zuko." - Marilyn Manson
by Finlay Bain July 19, 2017
Get the Season-3 Zukomug.