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california roll

n.
1)sushi ordered in Japanese restaurants by white people or virgin sushi eaters
2)contains imitation crab meat, avacado, mayo, cucumber, seasame seeds, dried seaweed, wrapped inside white rice (no raw fish)
whitey #1: "eeewww yuck raw fish, i don't eat bait that's like totally gross. can i order a hot dog or burger."

yuppie: "order some california rolls, it's like as cool as yoga and the other asian crap i think i know about to appear to be cultured and sophisticated when all i'm doing is following some stupid trend started by celebrities."
by Paulo Y. October 5, 2004
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reprise the theme song and roll the credits

Last line in every episode of Nickelodeon's "Roundhouse", indicating (duh) that the show's over.
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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roll-sidle

When a big-time consultant physically rolls his office chair into your cube (or office) to annoy you with something pointless. The result is usually a feeling of anger and physical harm is entirely possible. This is different from a regular "sidle" which does not include a chair, but rather where the BTC (big time consultant) lingers annoyingly for no reason. Think of Lumbergh in "Office Space" rolling up "Peter... what's happening!"
"That fucking douchebag consultant keeps roll-sidling me all fucking day.... can't someone give that guy something to do! How many times is he gonna come over and tell me the stories about his old job?"
by Salty_Salty May 5, 2005
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roll inn

the most bodacious burger joint!

Double Cheesburger $1.75, Chili Cheese Fries $1.00, Large Drink $1.00-$1.30 (Orange Bang is 30c extra)....

Built in Fry holder, PRICELESS!!!
*Text Message* Hey shmuck, lets do roll inn this week...
*Reply, Text Message* Crazy delicious
by TheBerg December 8, 2006
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Roflsaurusrex

The dinosaur that runs around and makes a ROFL noise when it runs jumps and eats usually stated after a funny joke.
I herd this joke from jack and i couldnt stop laughing its like the Roflsaurusrex was in the room XD
by Rofl at you mother March 14, 2009
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roll grabber

a shit so profound and intense that you are forced to grab the toilet paper roll next to you and squeeze.
Oh man, i shouldn't have ate those tacos yesterday, i had a real roll grabber last night.
by monkeedoodlez April 26, 2009
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roll in benjamins

to have lots of money! and wave it around!
that g-fly guy is totally gettin chicks by telling them " i roll in benjamins"!!
by tykebyke September 6, 2009
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