polish ham saddle

A sexual position in which the male gets down on all fours (naked), so that his front is facing up, the partner rides on top in a side-saddle position.
polish ham saddle it's a difficult sexual position to master.
by Knight0wl February 24, 2014
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Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.
Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag
by JULIA GlLLARD December 15, 2019
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Polished Piece of Shit

A piece shit type who looks the part of a person who has there shit together but they are soulless and completely corrupt.
I thought he was so hot... I had all these false ideas of him. Once I meet him in person his online and media persona was so opposite to what I found... underneath his cool quite facade was calculating fuckboy... basically a polished piece of shit.
by Coolcandle September 13, 2019
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polish litter box

As someone is taking a shower, you proceed to sneak into the bathroom and take a nice shit. And don't flush it!
Tylers in the shower, I'm gonna leave him a Polish litter box!
by Mr. Arthur January 25, 2017
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Polish Gas Mask

The act of cupping your hand over your butt when farting, and then covering an unsuspecting person's nose and mouth with a handful of stank ass. The Polish reference being that a gas mask is supposed to filter harmful toxins, not contain them within the mask, defeating the purpose of a gas mask.
I felt a steamer building up so I reached around, let it rip, and gave my girlfriend a Polish gas mask and she almost gagged.
by Masthead716 December 17, 2016
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Polished Pig Turd

Someone who thinks there all that and still nothing but a Pig Turd, hence the word Polished Pig Turd.
Snotty stuckup.
Snotty, being better then others.
Highbrow, above all.
Polished, cover up, blowing smoke.
Someone who is no better then someone else, but thinks they are: Polished Pig Turd. Snotty, Snobby, Highbrow
People in the Valley and Galeton area no who you are.

(People) (Polished) (Pig) (Turd) (better)
by Wynnette McCullen October 05, 2013
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polish chess match

The act of two stupid people arguing a complex issue.
I went to the city council meeting last night, but it turned into a Polish Chess Match.
by Listerfiend April 02, 2018
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