sweet surprise

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My Friend:Do you want to have a sweet surprise?
Me: Yes, of course
My Friend: *laughs deeply*

by dashengxiao February 27, 2021

surprise muffin

When you go to perform fellatio on someone and there is a particularly surprising amount of pubic hair.

Sarah met a guy on Friday night with no hair on his arms or legs, but when she went to give him a blowjob he had a Surprise Muffin.

by Yep_checks-out August 6, 2018

The Pulitzer Surprise

The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA

Did you hear about Tom?

Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise

by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023

Blumpkin Surprise

When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.

John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.

by Kilroywashere March 7, 2011

sex by surprise

A crime in Sweden punishable by $700 fine. What Julian Assange is charged with, prompting the EU to issue an Interpol Red Notice, making Assange one of the most wanted criminals in Europe.

When the condom broke, Assange didn't inspect it fast enough, resulting in the crime of, 'sex by surprise'.

by marybethjones December 8, 2010

Superman Surprise

The act of having doggy style sex with a woman while wearing the work attire of Clark Kent. Then, unknowingly to the woman, and while still inside her, the man undresses to reveal a full Superman outfit, including a cape. He ejaculates and she turns around to be surprised by the man of steel himself.

I almost gave this bitch a heart attack when I gave her the Superman Surprise. She turned around and saw my cape flowing in the wind, then slapped me in the face.

by JamesBondage October 30, 2010

Iceland Surprise

The Iceland Surprise is best done during the winter when it is cold and snowy outside. After finishing coitus in the doggy style position, ask your partner "Is it cold in Iceland?" After the inevitable "Huh?" or "What?", proceed to take an icicle and inserting it into the meat tunnel of your partner in fornication. Yell "Surprise!" and hope that your actions will lead to the freezing of their juices.

Guy 1: So what did you do during the black out last night? It was like...negative ten outside.

Guy 2: Oh ya know, found some chick to fuck. I totally pulled the Iceland Surprise. And on top of that, I pulled a Sheboygan on her using snow instead of glitter!

Guy 1: Oh that's cold dude, real cold.

by A Bored Amish Man December 28, 2010