Diet Chocolate

When you lack the amount of melanin that you would like to have. A light skinned person in denial.

I'm not light skinned, i'm diet chocolate

by Iamkmoon October 15, 2018

an Englishman's diet

Drab, Dry, Shit, Boring, And Terrible.

Guy 1: I love the colour grey!
Guy 2: The fuck you talking about? That colour is like an Englishman's diet

by EthanCannot July 23, 2023

Ambulance diet

Eating solely junk food like burgers and pizza and generally being unhealthy.

"Do you want some salad?"
"Nah man, I'm on the ambulance diet!"

"You look ill, what's wrong?"
"It must be my ambulance diet!"

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Panic Diet

The only food options available at the grocery store after mass crowds have cleared shelves amidst COVID-19 pandemic.

Guy1: You been keeping your macros diversified since Coronavirus, bruh?
Guy2: Nah bruh. All I got these days to eat is wheat germ, anchovies and tampons. It’s the Panic Diet.
Guy1: Ouch, that’s painful bruh.

by Amishdong28 March 22, 2020

Diet Check

Winn Dixie brand Dr. Pepper

"Hey mom, did you get some Diet Check from Winn Dixie?"

by tbww October 26, 2020

All chip diet

When you're so broke that all you can afford to eat is a $2 bag of chips.

Sorry bro I can't go out tonight. I just paid rent so I'm on an all chip diet.

by Jimmy McSemi January 18, 2023

public diet

when you tell to everybody you're on a diet, but when you come home you eat everything you want and as much as you want

-She is well-done! She doesn't eat junk food, candies and meat
-No, she's just on a public diet. My friends says she eats everything she wants when she's at home and nobody can see her

by ashotashotchocolate March 5, 2014