National Today Day

The holiday that I made up for today

Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"

Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"

by 7InchDictionary October 19, 2021

National blondes day

If your a blonde then great! On April 5 you and your closest blondes get to celebrate! And even better, nobody can call you a dumb blonde!

Guy: your so stupid you must be a dumb blonde

Blonde: actually you can’t say that it’s national blondes day

by Mrs. Holland November 01, 2021

National CB Day

August 18
A day to honor Croncho Broncho Man in full glory. Most people celebrate with other minions by bringing offerings and performing a ritual to summon him.

Wow it’s August 18th, the day to come together and celebrate National CB Day.

by Croncho Broncho follower June 07, 2022

National Fuck day

On April 29, Couple’s and non couples celebrate this day with hard core sex. It marks the day that several of the planets align and increases sexual drives of both parties.

*planets align.

Person #1. Hey it’s April 29, let’s fuck!

Person #2. Well yeah since it’s National Fuck day.

by National holidays365 April 21, 2018

National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

by rarathelion November 11, 2020

National FOGO Day

March 27th, also known as National FOGO Day, is celebrated in honor of the lacrosse players who play the position known as face off.

Lacrosse Player 1: “It’s March 27th!”

Lacrosse Player 2: “Oh, you mean National FOGO Day!”

by ReliantK January 23, 2020

National Neck Day

April 25th The day your friend gives you head or a video of them sucking something

Damn is it already National Neck Day i need to let my friends know

by Eat that April 26, 2018