pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.
"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"
"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"
"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"
"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"
"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"
"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"
"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"
by ycart September 14, 2010
Get the Pocket Munchingmug. That woman just munch blocked Chris because he wasn’t rizzing fast enough, I didn’t know she was munch blocking everyone
by poolboyQ June 2, 2025
Get the Munch Blockingmug. 
A guy that is not only a super simp but is desperate and easily manipulated. He thinks he has game but just looks stupid, this guy gives second hand embarrassment vibes. A guy that is one of many options.
B: "Ugh that munch is so fuckn desperate, hes begging to hangout, asking me to come over for netflix and chill. How is he so stupid, does he really think I don't have better offers?"
C: "What a mega munch! He's giving me the ick."
C: "What a mega munch! He's giving me the ick."
by munchmedia September 28, 2022
Get the munchmug. A person who is really stupid or is a thot
Someone who bites on a males penis when giving a blow job
Someone who bites on a males penis when giving a blow job
Guy "she was a real dick munch last night"
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Girl " She's a fucking dick munch"
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Girl " She's a fucking dick munch"
by Dick munch ben November 25, 2018
Get the Dick munchmug. When you manage to but a whole watermelon inside your friends bum and leave it there for about 2 weeks. Then you proceed to take the watermelon out and eat it with your friends yummy juices from inside his butt making it taste AMAZING!
Yeah i tried butt munching my friend some days ago. It tasted so good and i could feel is juices running down my face
by El Liamoo February 20, 2025
Get the Butt munchingmug. 