Sour Milkshake

A Sour Milkshake is when you jerk off onto a sad girl.

My girlfriend was depressed last night so I gave her a sour milkshake.

by anonymous April 7, 2021

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Raspberry Milkshake

When a breastfeeding infant's latch on the breast is interrupted, they sometimes breathe out through their mouth. With their mouths pressed against the breast, this can make a wet flapping sound akin to a belly fart. This is known as a raspberry milkshake.

"Little Timmy slipped off his latch and blew a great big raspberry milkshake on mommy's boob. Now he's got milk on his nose."

by El Leche October 18, 2018

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Milkshake

jerking off someone with your boobs

Her tits are so big, I bet she would be great at giving a milkshake

by Gldgld June 21, 2018

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Mormon Milkshake

A term for something or someone that, on the surface, appears entirely wholesome, innocent, or conventional, but secretly possesses an unexpected, often edgy, rebellious, or surprisingly unconventional side. It's the hidden kick in an otherwise sweet package.

Derived from the common association of "Mormon" with clean-cut living, combined with "milkshake" (especially in its pop culture sense) implying a hidden allure or "something extra."

Example 1:
"Did you see Sarah's new tattoo? Who knew she was such a Mormon milkshake!"
Example 2:
"This indie band's music sounds like a lullaby, but then the lyrics drop some seriously dark philosophy. Total Mormon milkshake."
Example 3:
"My grandma's knitting circle is a Mormon milkshake; they gossip about the wildest stuff while making baby booties."

by HappyCamper2069 July 18, 2025

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