March 5th

National donut day, chill out have a donut

Me: yo it’s March 5th
Krispy Kreme’s; yay money

by Mr. Heinz lover... and Caleb March 2, 2021

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march 14

mmmm the baddest bitch was born on this day ngl😏 opppp she kinda thick too ZAMMMMM

omg she born on march 14 🤭HUHHHH

nobody gives a fuck

by gimmmeheadhoee_JPirespectwoman March 12, 2021

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march 5

anniversary day. if your having any type of anniversary on this day it will last. don’t worry if your anniversary is march 5th!

It’s our anniversary, march 5th!

by baebae432 January 23, 2020

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Jericho March

Systems Engineering term ( used to fix complex problems) only a few people on Earth troubleshoot this way!

Intermittent system problem:
( Super computer crash every 15 min core hog screaming, Machine code branch halt.
Start Jericho March:
#1. get all system manuals, walk around system 7 times.
#2. get system admin babe to blow horn straight leg

SHOUT!!" let the bugs come tumbling out " debuger

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

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march 23

if you're born on march 23rd and you happen to be named Oisin then you're the sexiest mf to have ever set foot on this earth and you will most definitely become rich and famous and everyone likes you and wants to be you.

john: it's march 23rd
oisin: yea ik i was born today
john: and your name is oisin?! damn i'd hit that

by damnhe'sbornmarch23i'dhitthat April 18, 2021

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march of the elephants

When a group of males march on their hands and knees in a circle, naked, while holding on to the penis of the person marching in front of them.

This usually happens during a group, club, or fraternity hazing.

Billy: what did you have to do to get into the secret society last semester?

Tommy: don't tell anyone... but they had us do the march of the elephants blindfolded! Jimmy totally got a boner!

by scrandyrandy November 28, 2015

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