march 3rd

March 3rd is national dumbass day. Don't forget to celebrate!

Person 1: Hey happy march 3rd.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: national dumbass day!

by m o f o March 3, 2020

March 10

March 10 is the day you have to tell your crush you like them

Person 1: are you going to tell your crush you like them

Person 2: no

Person 1: but it is March 10
Person 2 fine

by Who. Cares March 10, 2020

march madness

celebrating after Fap Free Feb.

jerking off as much as you can

Danny: hows your march madness going so far?

Brian: im upto 47

by thisisdudu March 11, 2010

March 25

Is grab a dick day

Oh its March 25th its grab a dick day

by Momma dicksy February 7, 2020

March 27

eat your girlfriends pussy out today boys

yo it’s march 27 i gotta eat my girlfriends pussy

by fuckmedaddypussy March 27, 2021

March 21, 630

The date that Byzantine emperor Heraclius restored the True Cross to Jerusalem.

March 21, 630 was a very important date... I guess...

by Super Billy August 20, 2007

march 22nd

pain

person: Hey March 22nd is coming!
Other person: Oh coo- *reminds self that mcr broke up on 22nd* *cries in a corner*

by n o May 14, 2018