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Murder

To kill a man or woman
Hey Billy wanna commit murder?
by kingofminetn May 29, 2022
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Murder

Something that i should do to my mother, but i cannot cause thats illegal.
Person 1: Dude i fucking hate my mom i should murder her
Person 2: Go to jail pls get away from me go away omg stop get away im scared why are u breaking into my house pls dont hurt me
by I wanna commit arson April 1, 2022
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A Murder Of Kyles

A Murder Of Kyles - a group of obnoxious males , typically young, loud, rude, the kind you don't really want to be around.
"Kyle" being used here as the male version of a Karen, and "a murder" paraphrases on the naming for a group of Crows, as well as the fact that being around A Murder Of Kyles WILL indeed kill your mood.
I went to relax in my fishing spot but a murder of Kyles was there so I decided to find a different spot.
by Semi Bald Eagle August 26, 2021
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Murdered By Words

A phrase used to describe brutal, well-deserved comebacks.
Person 1: *Horrible, rude, evil comment*
Person 2: *Absolutely vicious putdown*

"Holy shit, bro just got murdered by words! Call the police!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 22, 2024
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Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable little snowman cookie, then ate it, resulting in the act of my friend yelling at me
"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"
by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020
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murder switch

(n) An event or situation causing an otherwise sane and/or well behaved person to go on a killing spree.
Person 1: Dude, what's your murder switch?
Person 2: If a new Spider-Man movie is made, that would definitely do it.
by JeyBloo June 2, 2015
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It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered

Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"

Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"

People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."

Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"

People "Yes."

Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"

People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"

Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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