Matthew

Damn Matthew he got them big calves. He walks like a beast.. no one messes with Matthew. Clumsy as fuck, your nose piercing will fly out if mat throws a pillow at you... if your near him you will get bruises...

“Hey man, wear thick clothing, that mans a Matthew”

by Whatshappening11 May 29, 2021

Matthew

1) A man who has a tendency to allow woman to ride him
2)A man who goes into Kid- Cudi Induced coma's
3)Usually a man who will clap anyones cheeks in a childrens toy store

OMG!!! Matthew literallly clapped my cheeks at the Lego store while we listened to Sonic: Beat It by Micheal Jackson.

by Darklejandro November 14, 2016

Matthew and Lacey

the two most amazing people in the world.
can always make you smile.

those two are so matthew and lacey they always make me smile.

by laysea March 1, 2009

Matthew miller

The biggest disappointment to ever walk the earth, he is a horrible dumb person who can Hardly
even walk most of the time and tries to act chill but isn't.

Kid 1 what's up
Kid 2 ewww that Matthew miller
Matthew miller😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Wubm March 2, 2020

Matthew

A dumbass motherfucker who is just a idiot who plays u with your emotions rubs ur thigh IN CHURCH then FUCKING DENIES IT TO UR FUCKING FACE and say I love u then not even say it back THEN DUMPS U BC U DONT PUT OUT AND IS A PIECE OF SHIT

Guy: “ I’m gonna dump u if u don’t let me finger u”
Girl: “ r u serious ”
Guy: “ Ye ”
Girl: “ Stop being such a Matthew ”

by bh_baby December 25, 2018

matthew is a squeaker

matthew is a person that no one cares about. he's a fn kid and he's trash at the game.

"matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark

by unkown person that hates mf October 26, 2022

matthew vanderhoof

Matthew is a sexy mother fucker with an amazing 8 pack and muscles,he has already found his true love and never wants to let her go.Matthew is a charming lad with a great personality and he is easy to get lady’s attention.Matthew is unique and different.Any girl is lucky to have Matthew because he will love them till he dies.
“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “

matthew vanderhoof
Matthew is a sexy mother fucker with an amazing 8 pack and muscles,he has already found his true love and never wants to let her go.Matthew is a charming lad with a great personality and he is easy to get lady’s attention.Matthew is unique and different.Any girl is lucky to have Matthew because he will love them till he dies.
“Darn have you seen Matthew today he is looking gorgeous “

by m doge August 6, 2018