Kentucky Sticky Floor

An act of masturbation where you use large amounts of super glue as lubricant and inadvertantly get yourself stuck to the floor (or wherever you're sitting).

Can involve a partner.

I think I just caught Matt Kentucky Sticky Flooring it in the bathroom.

by Tiny Osama September 20, 2018

Kentucky Pop Tart

A sex act involving one or more people where a chicken leg is used in place of a dildo.

Kyle: How was your date with Amanda last night?
Ryan: So hot, so crazy! She let me give her a Kentucky Pop Tart.
Kyle: Wow! I thought she was a vegetarian.

by Honey Maxwell February 4, 2017

Kentucky Cum Copter

The act of tightly tying a cord of some fashion (nylon, twine, hemp, etc.) around the shaft of one's penis. The other end of the cord is tied around an object, preferably quite heavy.

The individual then spins in either direction as fast as he can manage, making the weight come up in the air as he does. This continues until the man finally attains climax, and splooges all over the surrounding area.

Often used as both a workout and a way to sabotage precious space.

Guy 1: "Dude did you hear about how well I pulled off that Kentucky Cum Copter the other day?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro... Your tic tac dick could only hold ten pounds, I was doing 45's the other day!"

"I'm going to Kentucky Cum Copter the crap out of your guys' room when you're not looking!"

"I'm a little bi-curious, so I like to Kentucky Cum Copter in the showers barefoot"

by BUmenace April 15, 2012

kentucky tractor pull

When a couple is having anal sex and the bottom runs off with the top still inside of them

We were going strong until she did the Kentucky tractor pull.

by webbywebb April 27, 2014

Kentucky Belt Buckle

When you take your testicles and pull them out over your belt. Just your testicles. Friends trick other friends by making them look at a kentucky Belt Buckle.

Hey, I got this new belt buckle. Check it out!" "Aw! Gross! You got me with with Ol' Kentucky Belt Buckle trick!"

by Fredrico Swanson November 5, 2010

Kentucky Fried Blumpkin

Eating a bucket of KFC while receiving a Blumpkin.

Being the model of efficiency, Heather decided to give him a Kentucky Fried Blumpkin, thereby killing 3 birds with one stone... Food, sex and shat.

by Thunderwulf June 30, 2005

Kentucky Sleeping Pill

Two shots of Wild Turkey 101, taken back to back in an effort to make you fall asleep at night.

I was having trouble falling asleep last night, so I took a Kentucky Sleeping Pill. It burned like hell, but I was out in 30.

by boosh!!!!!!!! November 24, 2009