Jacob Sartorius

One who copies Caneron Dallas and has no real fans, cause he can't sing for shit.

Also known as: Ew Wtf?

1: Ew it looks like What's his name
2: you mean Jacob Saggytits?
1: yah, that one

3: DONT HATE ON JACOB SARTORIUS!

1: that's not how you say it. It's saggy-tits

by Jacob Saggytits April 28, 2016

jacob miller

a great reggae singer.

"don't you just love the reggae singer Jacob Miller?!"

by maceymarley August 22, 2008

Jacob Sartorius

Some kid who got famous for basically nothing whose haters are ten year old boys or fifty year old men and fans are six to eighteen year old girls who will choke you to death if you talk anything bad about Jacob on social media.

Girl : I love Jacob Sartorius! I can't wait to meet him and finally be his girlfriend!

by andspenboyy January 02, 2017

jacob sartorious

a little stupid white kid that tries to be black so hard and gets followers for it

"Uh John pulled a jacob sartorious on snapchat what a bitch."

by _Ricegum_ April 02, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A butthole.

"OMG stop singing, it sounds like Jacob Sartorious..."

by Sexy Doreen June 19, 2016

jacob sartorius

A mediocre teenage white male that says corny things that teenage girls love and adore and makes musical.ly's but is stiff in all of them and appears at magcon singing ABCs to teenage girls while they're singing along.

"Give me an example of mediocre."
"Jacob Sartorius."

by cardib April 21, 2016

semaj jacobs

semaj is the guy at school that pulls any girl he wants. They tend to be loyal and most of the times don't date more then one girl at a time. They arr sexy and have very large penis. Any girl wil want them.

I want a semaj jacobs

by Semaj jacobs March 17, 2017