Monkey Tuesday

Monkey Tuesday is when you fall in love with someone who’s first letter in there name start with H

My girlfriend is a monkey Tuesday

by The silly Willy man 8222 July 2, 2022

Tipsy Tuesday

Tipsy Tuesday is a sexual activity for when you get tipsy on a Tuesday. TT for short; either meaning Titties or Toes. You then use either during sex.

Person 1: "Yeah, me and my girl did a Tipsy Tuesday."
Person 2: "What with?"
Person 1: "You don't wanna know."

by Confuzed2 January 21, 2024

Monkey Tuesday

It means that you found your lover for forever

Yes she really is a monkey Tuesday

by TheMonkeyman1320 July 14, 2022

Tuesday

Comes after Monday

If it's Tuesday and you're not going up, I don't know what you're doing.

by Felicia93 January 19, 2015

Tuesday suit

That ugly suit you wear Tuesday, that no one is in the office to see.

"Hey babe, should I wear this suit to my interview?" - "Honey that's a Tuesday suit, you want to look Sunday morning."

by Macgyver's Son August 28, 2014

Crazy Tuesdays

A day where all reality stops and furniture becomes stunt props, gravity becomes something to beat, and inedible substances become food and drink.

This day results in many injuries and amazing photos and normally involves falling down the stairs, attaching things to testicles and eating money, and is a student event based on works of the Bible surrounding Holy Testicle day.

It's the day after crazy tuesdays, peaceful wednesdays!

by Dudleyshwamm November 4, 2010

tuesday

the time when most gay shit occurs on a 7-day week basis

1: hey today suck of cock maybe?
2: nah thats for tuesday my guy

by awdawdawdsdawsd October 30, 2017