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Shadow The Hedgehog

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
by anonymous February 8, 2023
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Shadows

BlueGuyCodes: Ya ever heard of Shadows?
Nyx: He's only the BEST Roblox developer.
by ShadowsOnDiscord February 12, 2022
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rattle shadow

Rattle shadow refers to someone spraying graffiti at night time.. Often doing beautiful, elaborate artworks under the cover of darkness..
That tag wasn't there yesterday, a rattle shadow must have come through sometime last night..
by ?Mr.E-Man? August 29, 2021
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Shadow Bon

Hes A YouTuber that does random ass videos and he had some channel changes So subscribe to him or he will find you....
I like Shadow Bon's

videos
by Mr.Bingus June 9, 2022
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Shadow of former self

Once you were powerful , now you're nothing
Gamer 1: What happened to you?
Gamer 2: I'm just a shadow of former self.
by AnderJaxi February 10, 2025
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shadow jacking

shadow jacking is where you are jacking off secretively like in a meeting room, in public(Just don't get a charge) or at a party
"Late at night, he thought no one was watching, but little did he know his roommate caught him shadow jacking behind the curtain, thinking the darkness made him invisible"
by Succc33d June 21, 2025
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Shadow bus

Someone who or the act of throwing someone under the bus without them knowing. Another form of dry snitching.
Damn did you see how Russ told the boss Phil and Joe drive all the time?! He’s a shadow bus!”
by Bmack1842 January 26, 2021
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