Pausing the oven timer

To fuck a pregnant woman

Last night I went over to Stacy’s and I was pausing the oven timer

by Lucifer_23 January 28, 2024

pizza oven wanker

Someone with far to much money from flying planes that has taken the art of cooking pizza far to seriously

Check out my new pizza oven

Shut up Greg you pizza oven wanker

by Pastaloverjames November 7, 2020

Oven Mitts

A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.

Oh, how'd he miss the ball?

Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'

by ahhhh2342 February 21, 2019

Bake in oven

Bake in oven is the equivalent to "burn in hell", but said nicely it doesn't sound as bad. This definition comes from the "unique" minds of Jennifer and Annie.

I hope that behatch bakes in oven.

by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005

dutch oven knobber

Eat a good Mexican meal, the hotter the better. That night when your woman has the covers over her body and is giving you a blow job. Fart and grab the covers to put over her head. See how long you can hold her under.

Last night I gave my ol lady a 10 second Dutch Oven Knobber

by MultiStateUpperdecker March 20, 2019

oven mitt titties

Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.

Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.

by Punchcut February 23, 2017

Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.

She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.

by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019