Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.

Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!

by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019

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go back to your cave

a phrase meaning "shut up and don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you to nigger at finding a better paying job

Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.

by Sexydimma February 21, 2013

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Belly cave

An alternative term used for belly button.

He’s got some huge belly cave.

by Franonymous January 9, 2020

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bell cave

Drunken term for describing an asshole.

Don't put that in my bell cave!

by Buzz Girl March 17, 2017

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cave diver

when a male or female magically somehow fits their body through a tight space in the blink of an eye
EX: a crack in the walls

EX: a hole in the deep sea

EX: my mug

dod: hey is that a crack

bob: oh no

dod: what

bob: joes a cave diver...

*next thing you know in's joe is in the dang crack*

by GO EAT YOUR CHEESE CAKE March 1, 2025

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