Secretly getting high
by NubQueen November 25, 2020
Get the Getting comfortable with the dogs in the closetmug. Someone who is obsessed with food and stores it in places where no one will find it, such as laundry baskets, drying machines, ect.
I went to my cousin's house yesterday and was looking for a t-shirt in the laundry basket when I found her stash of cookies, fruit roll-ups, and brownies. Shes such a closet case food-hoarder.
by blahblahwords May 16, 2010
Get the Closet Case Food-Hoardermug. A joke.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009
Get the The two guys in the closetmug. by Chocolate City All Stars December 12, 2006
Get the cleaning out my closetmug. by Redman1996 July 7, 2011
Get the cleaning out my closetmug. by Fangsta December 14, 2003
Get the cleanin' out my closetmug. Someone "boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses" is blatantly homosexual man or woman who tries to hide their gayness through extreme and sometimes violent homophobia rather than coming out of the closet and accepting their sexuality. Derived from the phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to admitting to the world that you're gay, and to the fact that the rainbow is usually a symbol associated with gayness.
me:"I can't believe Chris! How can he call me a faggot and then threaten to rape me? Isn't that like, the most homosexual threat you can make?"
Seamus:"Dude, chill, he's just boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses. He's more of a fag then you'll ever be."
(editors note:this is based on a real conversation that occured a few times)
Seamus:"Dude, chill, he's just boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses. He's more of a fag then you'll ever be."
(editors note:this is based on a real conversation that occured a few times)
by Vhurka March 22, 2010
Get the Boarding Up The Closet With Rainbow Corpsesmug.