prayer-chain

What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.

I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.

by QuacksO June 7, 2019

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Get the prayer-chainmug.

Chain Za

The chains that rappers wear

XXXTENTACION wears lots of chain za

by welikefortnite June 10, 2019

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Get the Chain Zamug.

Chain of Laughter

When your smoking marijuana with all of your friends, and one person starts laughing, causing the other person to laugh, and so on. This usually ends up with all the friends laughing at once like retards until someone realizes that they are all laughing at nothing - then they laugh even harder.

Last night I started the chain of laughter while holding in my hit because I started laughing my ass off because it felt like the THC was tickling my throat.

by danielttt3 September 1, 2009

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