The New England Handshake is the act of placing your hand between the thighs of the person walking up stairs in front of you in a handshake fashion. It can be performed on either sex.
Always let Mike go up the stairs first, otherwise you'll probably receive a New England Handshake. Ew.
by DrMikeS August 01, 2008
The way that two people who are obviously in love hold hands. It involves slightly tracing each other's palms and gently scratching the other persons palm, looks a bit like your fingers are doing a sort of jelly fish motion. This is usually accompanied by looking into each others eyes and a stupid smile. Most of the time this handshake is done with your hands in the air as apposed to the side (like in traditional hand holding).
It should be noted that if the two people doing the handshake are not in love it looks quite stupid.
It should be noted that if the two people doing the handshake are not in love it looks quite stupid.
Person 1: So, how are things going with you and that guy?
Person 2: Not well. I saw him doing the I Love You Handshake with another girl.
Person 1: Oh, I'm sorry. They must be in love.
Person 2: Not well. I saw him doing the I Love You Handshake with another girl.
Person 1: Oh, I'm sorry. They must be in love.
by Captain Snazzy February 18, 2010
This is when a man while shaking your one hand also grabs and shakes your dick and balls with his other hand.
I was on MacArthur the other night and this dude gave another dude a Lower Fort Scott Handshake. I said "alright boys, it's time to go" and we all left.
by Foshizzill April 24, 2022
Takes at least 2 qualified Jockeys to perform the Jockey handshake. One Jockey is required to pull his meat stick out and wait patiently for another Jockey (or multiple) to do the same. Once said number of Jockeys have their meat sticks out they will start sword fighting or docking. The Jockey handshake is only committed by qualified and trained Jockeys!
Hey there Cletus, meet me in our secret location so we can start the day off right by doing the Jockey Handshake 👉👈
by Scooter Tooter December 16, 2022
Meir gave me a very memorable Irish Handshake before fucking me all night long; my ass was still pink in the morning.
by CyAdora October 27, 2011
Dude's a good guy. I went to his party this weekend, he met me at the door with a Saturday Handshake.
by Infinity Squared June 06, 2009
The used car dealer seemed like an honest guy, but after my car broke down I realized it was just a handshake job.
by Snuffelgus February 09, 2013