Noemi has a flat chest

A fine ass latina with a flat chest.

Noemi has a flat chest, there's nothing there!

by Someone From CPPS December 15, 2016

Justice has been done

The phrase someone says when they hear the news that Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Person A: "Did you hear? Osama Bin Laden is dead!"
Person B: "Justice has been done."

by jessi46290 May 24, 2011

beaver has a runny nose

Post-coital fluid seepage from the vagina.

After having sex, the next day when I go to the bathroom my beaver has a runny nose.

by KJzstiffy1 December 2, 2017

if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader

XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....

by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023

ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny”

Tim: “ur granny tranny”

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018

Hitler has a nice cock

What can I say his dick was like this big 8==========================D

Hey have you seen Hitler? Hitler has a nice cock.

by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty May 27, 2023

mummy has a new boyfriend

The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot

"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"

by mhmhmyes May 13, 2016