Noemi has a flat chest

A fine ass latina with a flat chest.

Noemi has a flat chest, there's nothing there!

by Someone From CPPS December 15, 2016

Justice has been done

The phrase someone says when they hear the news that Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Person A: "Did you hear? Osama Bin Laden is dead!"
Person B: "Justice has been done."

by jessi46290 May 24, 2011

Double decker doo-ha

First. You start by pouring sparkling water into your beautiful bong. Then you place a layer of THC in your bowl. Then you’ll layer some weed. Then top it with some more THC. ENJOY BY SMOKING TILL THE DAY ENDS!

I’m gonna smoke a double decker doo-ha tonight!

by Theawkwardpiza October 23, 2018

if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader

XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....

by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023

ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny”

Tim: “ur granny tranny”

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018

My cat has ocd

A joke about sh

"How do I describe my mental health? uhhhhhh... My cat has ocd."

by hello_its_me April 29, 2022

ha thats pretty good

a meme you dumb cunt

ha thats pretty good

by asdfsdfhasrhtyjsdrth March 8, 2017