Greg Almond

Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.

Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.

"Check him out, he thinks he's cool but he's a bit of a Greg Almond"

by Mr Joe Bloggs December 6, 2016

greg penn

A Greg is always a very selfish person when it comes to anything. If they ever go into a social area, they will no matter what, want to feel superior to everyone else in the social setting.

Ew, that kid is acting like Greg Penn.

by TaterManFry YT January 3, 2017

greg mayo

A straight up school shooter

My school got shot up by a Greg Mayo

by James w Austen February 23, 2017

Greglena

She a boss ass bitch bitch! This girl will have you laughing for hours. Thirsty AF but bad at the same time! Crazy and doesn't trust Gemini

Guy: Hey that girl Greglena I saw her last night
Me: she lit I Love Greglena

Guy: Party foul

by Memayabee March 13, 2017

Greg

Greg is the kind of person that you fall in love with, who drives you crazy all the time, as soon as he opens his mouth to say something. (Btw the most sexy guy you will ever know).

Greg is going to Argentina to visit me 😍 I LOVE YOU HOEBAG!

by Lulu Hoebag March 22, 2017

Greggnancy

Large weight gain caused by over indulgence of Greggs, causing similar appearance to pregnancy.

I broke the bed when I jumped on it during my Greggnancy

by Shannon Matthews April 21, 2017

Greg

Someone who turns every conversation into a question of whether they're racist/sexist.

Ex. "Why don't you want to go to that street for some food?"
"You guys are seriously calling me racist just because I don't want to go to that street?"

"Don't be such a Greg".

by Bookjackets July 1, 2017