When a squirter sits on your face for oral sex and when she cums your eyes are protected by her ass cheeks which are called Japanese Rain Goggles
by Alvin Mack32 November 23, 2010
Goggles that could make sure your eyes don't get cold in harsh weather. They can also protect from volcanoes, shrapnel, bullets, SHURIKEN, and sharp objects, like pencils.
by k.o.h. January 04, 2008
The resulting influence of drinking too much Trump-issued Kood-Aid on one's mental function, whereby one is only able to process alternative facts.
I showed Jethro pictures from Trump's and Obama's Inauguration days and he said Trump's crowd was more yuge. He must have been wearing his Kool-Aid goggles.
by Dancing Inigo February 23, 2017
A man takes a hold of his man-junk and places one of his testicles over each eye socket of his partners face (as if wearing goggles) while draping his penis down the nose shaft.
by Lidless2010 October 30, 2010
A pair of sunglasses worn by the male as protection from female ejaculation while performing cunnilingus.
by golfguy0830 November 24, 2010
by DYOMAF November 25, 2010
Adam: OMG my girlfriend let me give her japanese rain goggles last night
Jim: I was thinking of getting my little bro that
Adam: you were going to put your balls on your brothers face
Jim: What no ! I was going to get him Small goggles that keep rain out of his face
Jim: I was thinking of getting my little bro that
Adam: you were going to put your balls on your brothers face
Jim: What no ! I was going to get him Small goggles that keep rain out of his face
by Bob te dude November 29, 2016