"I can't wait to collect the french fries tax from my coworkers' fries on the way back to the office."
"Hey, Some of my fries are gone. Ohh had to pay the french fries tax."
"Hey, Some of my fries are gone. Ohh had to pay the french fries tax."
by Kajun SS November 15, 2014

when a guy shoves a raw egg inside a girls vag/a guy's ass and then fucks them really hard until the egg breaks then she stands over a frying pan while the eggs drip into it.
fry the eggs with lots of jizz, and yummyness
then enjoy a romantic dinner for two with lots of roses and cum fried eggs
fry the eggs with lots of jizz, and yummyness
then enjoy a romantic dinner for two with lots of roses and cum fried eggs
omfg that gorgeous guy in grade 12 that does dance with a hole in his ear made me some taasty cum fried eggs last night!
by jadesapenis May 13, 2010

1)Term used to refer to any who is a dumb shit or in the act of being a dumbshit.
2)An actual basket of fries that enjoys getting it on with other baskets of fries of the same sex.
2)An actual basket of fries that enjoys getting it on with other baskets of fries of the same sex.
by Adrain Armello September 3, 2005

when a lady is on her back during sex and her breasts gyrate in a circlular motion it resembles both a fried egg and a double-blade transport helicopter.
by geometron June 17, 2010

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