Fred Durst Friday

The Most Important Holiday in the Existence of Mankind
Every Friday People World Wide come together to Celebrate the one and only Fred Durst

Person 1 : "Oh my God I forgot it's Fred Durst Friday"
Person 2: "How could you forget that? *BREAKS YOUR STUFF*

by dunkelherz_qwq November 11, 2021

Friday Night Fuckin'

When you fuck someone, and immediately start playing Friday Night Funkin' afterwards.

Bro me and my girl did some Friday Night Fuckin' last night

by GalaxyPancakesOwO March 21, 2021

Friday Night Live

When a lonely guy goes home on a friday night and violently masturbates in his closet, with a sheet of sandpaper, all alone.

Austin: Hey whats up Nick? Why didnt you text me back on Friday?

Nick: Oh sorry man I was up all night doing a friday night live.

Austin: Oh sounds rough. You should invite me next time.

Nick: No. I need my alone time.

by Black Tranny Rimjobs April 01, 2010

Thinking man's Friday

Drinks that are had on a Thursday night to avoid the Friday bar rush, reserved specifically for the 'thinking man'.

Believed to have originated in mid-2011 in Chorlton, Manchester.

- Thinking man's Friday?
- Yeah, but only a few, work in the morning.
- Of course, we're thinking tonight.

by Chorlton_team October 25, 2011

fuck the french friday

every friday we celebrate why the french are fucking retards

kelby: fuck the french
everyone else: fuck the french friday

by not tof May 14, 2021

Four Loko Friday

1. The consumption of Four Loko every Friday.

2. The perfect way to start your weekend, fucked up

Maya: Hey Keems, wanna get some Four Lokos?

Keems: what do you think? FOUR LOKO FRIDAY HEYY!

by Matt Lancastah November 07, 2010

The Horse's Name was Friday

A phrase said in response to a question that makes no goddamn sense.

Joey: So if the train leaves Station B 15 minutes later, and the sun is 86° overhead, when will the shadows of the two trains be equal in length?
Brandon: The horse's name was Friday.

by boughs.of.folly December 16, 2021