Frosted Mini Queefs

A play on “Frosted Mini Wheats,” this term is used to describe when a man ejaculates into a woman and she queefs out the semen, or “frosting.”

Girl 1 “how was your date last night?”

Girl 2 “it was great for the most part.”

Girl 1 “for the most part? What happened?”

Girl 2 “well, after we had sex, I had the frosted mini queefs for an hour!”

Girl 1 “oh gosh, I’m so sorry”

by RolyatEornom December 3, 2017

Dark frosting

When an a person of Afro-Carribean decent inserts their penis into a bit of snow

It snowed heavily last night, so Mike did a bit of dark frosting

by Big_Spice December 14, 2021

Frosted Crotch

The area between a man's legs including the scrotum and penis that either is infested with STD's or has just experienced a horrific snowstorm.

Hey John, that blizzard gave me some bad frosted crotch!

by Day of the Dead May 24, 2011

Lemon Frosting

A Lemon frosting is a type of donut from “Dunkin Donuts”. They are only boight and consumer by virgins who will never have anything close to a sexual encounter in their lifetime.

Person 1: What donut did Louis Get?

Person 2: He got a Virgin Donut.

Person 1: What’s that?

Person 2: It’s a Lemon Frosting.

by umm im literally a minor January 29, 2022

Love Frosting

Dried jisms that remain white and crusted on pubes due to inadequate post sex cleanup.

After Eric freaked out on acid, Jillian didn't have time to get tidy and ended up with a nice bouquette of love frosting on her bush like one of those white trees in the lots around Xmas.

by GapingAspHole June 21, 2016

lip frosting

When trying to ejaculate in your girl's mouth and it gets messy on her lips. The semen on her lips is called lip frosting.

I was so excited last night while my girlfriend was giving me a rim job that I accidentally gave her a little bit of lip frosting. She should really learn to keep her mouth open wider.

by Conkity December 27, 2016

Frosted Flakes

When you beat ur dick rough the day before and you get flakey skin; the next day you beat off and cum it lands on the flakey skin and it burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the burn.

“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?”

by unnamed the unnamed November 19, 2017